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MORT'S SHORTS

Got nothin’ to say. Really.

Got no beef to take up with the Unwashed.

Got no warm, fuzzy feelin’ to impart because we ‘love ya , Man’......or any of that.

Just diggin’ life, taking care of business.

But still we’re supposed to say something here. At least about 19 of you think so.

(Scratch head).

Well, one thing we know for sure. What we don’t have anything to talk about is hot rods. Customs. The cats what drive them. ...or any of it. For once. And in mind of that, we will not pretend that you want to hear about us personally......our views on ‘who cares what’..........how we lived when we were in school..............what we did with Sweet Thang......or any la de flockin’ da...........because if we don’t have anything to say about the stuff that made you sign up here, well, then, we shouldn’t say anything.

So we won’t.

Although...some of ‘em would ..............

en hopup veritas

NEW PRODUCT

We run these things if there is anything hinkey - wheel wobble - bump steer - whatever - and they civilize the steering on a traditionally suspended car. We like the black because it tends to ‘die’ underneath the car.

We used to go to a VW place, get a damper for a bus, wrangle some Ford tie-rod clamps from Joe or somebody, find fasteners the right length and then set it up. Not any more. Just call So-Cal at (909) 469-6171.

Tell ‘em to Hop Up Honor.

SO-CAL DAMPENS BUMP-STEER